Wrong Hole(X錯洞)

Hey champ! Why you long face?
嗨 Champ！你怎麼板著張臉？
I don't know, Scott Baio. I really screwed up last night.
我該怎麼辦 Scott Baio。我昨晚真的搞砸了。
Come on! Talk to me. Tell me what happened.
來吧！告訴我。昨晚發生什麼事了？
Allright... I will try.
好吧... 我盡量。

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright.
我邀她約會且事情進展的很順利。
I knew i would not need my Youporn tonight.
看來今晚不需要Youporn就可以了。
We go to her place and we fool around.
我到她家就開始調情。
We throw all our clothes...to the ground.
我們把衣服...丟到地上。
We begin as she turns out the lights.
她關燈後我們開始衝刺。
I start but feel something so very extra tight.
但開始時我覺得異常的緊。
I hear your cry and I see her frown.
我隱約聽到妳哭也看到你皺眉頭。
I look at the condom, it is all brown.
我一看到我的保險套時，都是屎。

Last Night. Oooo
昨晚, 嗚嗚嗚
I stuck it in the wrong hole.
我X錯洞了，
I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul.
我發自內心對妳感到非常抱歉。
....'cause i stuck it in the wrong hole.
....因為我X錯了洞。

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better.
試些prearation H讓妳好些。
In my defense those holes are so close together.
我覺得那兩個洞實在太靠近了。
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled.
喔～寶貝寶貝 不要覺得被侮辱了。
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style.
這是個在狗爬式中常發生的意外。

It was so dark I couldn't see so good.
因為太暗我看不清楚。
I had no idea where i put my wood.
我完全不知道我把雞雞放到哪了。
I want to make things better want to make things alright.
我希望那些事情妳可以不要在意。
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night.
如果妳想也可以用個假老二捅我一晚。
(I'd rather if she didn't.)
（我希望她別這麼做。）


Last Night. Oooo
昨晚, 嗚嗚嗚
I stuck it in the wrong hole.
我X錯洞了，
I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul...
我發自內心對你感到非常抱歉。

I never ever want to make you feel hurting.
我也沒想到要讓妳受傷。
(No,he doesn't)
（才怪）
I guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting.
我猜這就是上帝不讓我們玩另一個洞
(Don't put it here!)
（別放那）
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause.
告訴我妳心情怎樣 寶貝別再不理我了。
(Mother fucker!)
（趕羚羊）
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ.
現在我知道他們在HBO表演OZ的感覺了
(WOO?!)
（咦？！）
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix.
也許吃些止痛藥，妳就不會這麼痛苦了。
(Fix that shit now)
（現在快改掉那些歌詞）
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics.
看妳走路的樣子都可以參加殘障奧運了。
(You are so speacial)
（你們真特別）
If this was Alabama we would be on trial.
如果在阿拉巴馬州我們都要被審問。
(It's illegal!)
（那是違法的！）
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child.
但這是我小時候我媽幫我量肛溫的方式。

I've got a confession, and I think you mind.
我想坦白和你說，希望你不會介意。
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind.
我還滿喜歡你X我屁眼。
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite.
寶貝 我不知道，我不是個同性戀。
Can't we just try it again tonight....?
那我們可以....今晚在一次嗎？
Alright!
好呀！

Every night oooo
每晚 OOOO
I stick it in the wrong hole.
我都X錯洞。

It's so much fun,oooo
那真有趣 OOOO
and we don't need no birth control.
也不用擔心會懷孕。
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
從我們X錯洞時開始。

I stuck in your ass.
我X進你屁眼。